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Does Sir Randy actually review and rate every Gay site? |
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Get real, honey! Sir Randy is wise enough to know his own limitations. There's only so many hours in the day. He does enjoy spending time in the sauna with his partner -- or an occasional hunky guest. And, there are some sexual fetishes which cause Sir Randy's eyebrows to curl upwards in alarm. To get the job done in a timely manner and address sites of all flavors, Sir Randy has his hirelings. These fellows have all been vetted to ensure they know an ass from an asp and have a basic understanding of the Queen's English. With their help, Sir Randy manages to cover all the flavors of what's available on the web, from plain old vanilla to mint-cream-pistachio covered in Jimmies.
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What kind of sites are not reviewed here? |
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Sir Randy absolutely draws the line at underage models, child pornography, and real violence of any kind, including real or simulated coercion. Sites of this kind are not, and never will be, included in the guide. In addition, Sir Randy believes that having sex with animals is cruel to the animals involved, so those sites won't be covered either. |
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What about member reviews? Can I put in my 2 cents? |
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You sure can! Sir Randy designed the review pages to include the ability for you to post member reviews or comments. In addition, Sir Randy will be happy to post any comments that are e-mailed to him. His personal e-mail address is SirRandy@SirRandy.com. Don't worry… we won't post your e-mail address or any other identifying information. Ever since Lady Johnson (i.e., my mother) discovered the hidden stacks of 'Inches' and 'Honcho' under his bed, Sir Randy has been a BIG proponent of privacy when it comes to porn.
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How are the reviews done? |
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The process is simple. Sir Randy (or one of his trusty hirelings) anonymously signs on to a gay adult site and carefully examines and evaluates the sales pitch (tour pages) and actual contents (member pages). Ratings are given such things as the amount and quality of video content, the amount and quality of photographic content, the overall design of the site and its ease-of-use, and any special bonus sites or other features that the site might contain. Overall, the process can take anywhere from half an hour to as much as an entire day, should the reviewer find the content of the site in question to be particularly diverting. As Sir Randy's sainted grandfather, Sir Percy, once said: "It be a hard job, but somebody has to do it." |
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Are the reviews really unbiased? |
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 Sir Randy and his hirelings review web sites based entirely upon their own opinion, without regard for any blandishments and bribes that adult webmasters might offer. Sir Randy is totally committed to keeping these reviews as a gold standard of reliability in an all too wicked world. Even if an adult webmaster, hoping to gain his good opinion, should send twin porn stars to wait upon Sir Randy hand and foot, he would not forgo his duty to provide you with an unbiased opinion. Even if the twin porn star were blond, buffed and hung like horses, he would remain as unmovable as the statue of Nelson in Trafalgar Square, unwavering in his determination to do right by his readers. Seriously, the whole point of this site is to provide you with a reliable source of reliable data about Gay porn sites. Sir Randy is well aware that his readers are smart enough to know when they're being sold a bill of goods.
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